- these two girls, no older than eight, were standing outside the theatre with their parents, and i overheard their conversation.
- girl 1: so which guy was the cutest?
- girl 2: loki! duh!
- girl 1: uh no it was hulk
- girl 2: YOU WEIRDO!
- girl 1: you're the weirdo!
- their dad: actually, you're both weirdos, captain america was the cutest
I lost my shoe.
WHAT HAVE I FUCKING DONE
Can someone do Crowley as the step-mum?
dude can you imagine before the fall like two office angels hanging around the water cooler in the break room. “so what’s on your list of things to do toda- hurufhjgghh”
I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING
think about the first person to have twins
how freaking confused do you think they were omg
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
and like six hundred fictional characters
And famous people.
Castiel is a sassy bitch without even trying
bobby’s face though
*punches hole through casket* i forgot to clear my history